Malgs
Life-cycle events

Sophie: he told me he is giving himself 5 more years before marriage and kids

Aaron: well now that you know his life’s plan

Sophie: he said he is not ready

Aaron: i think you have the opportunity to get married

Sophie: and hopes he will be ready then

yes i will be 31

Aaron: that’s kind of crazy you even talked about that

Sophie: i have no idea how it came up

31 is a good age to get married and have a kid

i think i asked him how old he is

Aaron: don’t want to wait too much longer tho

have them down syndrome babies

Sophie: malinoff

really

Aaron: no that’s like after 40

Sophie: yes

J’accuse

Sophie:  why were you calling me
when i was having nap time
hellllllooooooooo
me:  who was calling you
no one called you
Sophie:  you
you called me
me:  you crazy
Sophie:  your cell phone called me
me:  like, you are actually full on tripping right now
Sophie:  at 4.45
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
i have the call log on my phone to show you
me:  oh i see
wow
my first ever pocket call
aren’t you honored
Sophie:  touched

Midnite Snack

Midnite Snack

Action Required

Someone please explain to me why I am drinking bourbon instead of sleeping right now.

The lost art of communication, part 2

The lost art of communication, part 2

Sophie:  are you going to the ced celebration later?
Aaron:  i’m not sure
Sophie:  ah
there is a reception after
Aaron:  yes
Sent at 11:47 AM on Friday
Aaron:  what time does it start?
Sent at 11:49 AM on Friday
Sophie:  4
until 7
yuck
Sent at 11:53 AM on Friday
Sophie:  and then we go celebrate zelaya
Sent at 11:54 AM on Friday
Aaron:  ugh
so why don’t we just show up at 6
Sophie:  and his return to thar city i dont know how to say/spell
well i want to go to the talk at 430
Aaron:  wait what is the capital of honduras
managua?
Sophie:  tegucigalpuapaojglskbgrlvn
Aaron:  tecugialpa or whatever
ah
Sophie:  exactly
Aaron:  i thought that was belize for some reason
Sophie:  iit’s kind of like the obscene
i know it when i see it

weisse:
Note left on my car today… Haha
2. Woo son.

weisse:

Note left on my car today… Haha

2. Woo son.

Dead Presidents (No Monroe)

Dead Presidents (No Monroe)

In what has got to be the most low-key near-death experience I’ve ever experienced, I was nearly run over by an elderly woman going 5 mph in a Prius.