J’accuse
Sophie: why were you calling me
when i was having nap time
hellllllooooooooo
me: who was calling you
no one called you
Sophie: you
you called me
me: you crazy
Sophie: your cell phone called me
me: like, you are actually full on tripping right now
Sophie: at 4.45
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
i have the call log on my phone to show you
me: oh i see
wow
my first ever pocket call
aren’t you honored
Sophie: touched
